Humour in Phonetic alphabet

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Humour in Phonetic alphabet

KK 19/02/2006, 4:59 PM
A for Horses
B for Eating
C for Miles
Diefenbaker
Eiffel Tower
Effervescence
.....................
Kay Francis
....................
Esperando

Not quite the formal International Phonetic Alphabet.

Can anyone shed a light to the whole alphabet?

Re: Humour in Phonetic alphabet

Chwefror 22/02/2006, 10:30 AM

Some more here that I remember. Can't remember all the alphabet. My grandfather taught me this many years ago.

A for 'orses

B for mutton

C for Highlanders

D ?

E for Peron

F for Vescent

G ?

H for Elegance

I for Tower

J for Oranges

K ?

L for Leather

M for Size

O for the Moon

P ?

Q for Anything

R for Askey

S ?

T for 2

U for me

V ?

W for quits

X for Breakfast

Y for sweetheart

Z ?

Re: Humour in Phonetic alphabet

Chris Williams 10/09/2006, 3:08 PM

The Liverpool alphabet ........

A is for - alright,alright, alright .....

B is for - bevy

C is for - calm down, calm down, calm down ......

D is for - de do doe don't de doe

E is for - Everton are shite

F is for - "Ferry cross the Mersey"

G is for - Gerry and the Pacemakers who sang "Ferry cross the Mersey"

H is for - hey, hey, hey

I is for - I think you're plottin, a very dirty plan. (Craig from Big Brother 1)

Re: Humour in Phonetic alphabet

silhouette53 08/10/2006, 10:03 PM
S for Rantzen ? ( you know her - lots of teeth !! )

Re: Humour in Phonetic alphabet

vixtravels 12/01/2007, 3:02 PM
Trainee travel agents are great fun when it comes to the phonetic alpabet...I have been treated to some wonderfull variations of it over the years!